Eye Hope You See The Flaw In Your Logic
(I’m trying to get into a bar, and the bouncer cards me. I hand him my ID.)
Bouncer: “This doesn’t look like you. Are you sure this is yours?”
Me: “Yes!”
Bouncer: “What’s your name?”
Me: *I answer*
Bouncer: “Address?”
Me: *I answer*
Bouncer: “Height?”
Me: *I answer*
Bouncer: “Eye colour?”
(I start to answer, but he interrupts.)
Bouncer: “Wait, no cheating!” *covers my eyes with his hand*
Me: “Wait, did you just cover MY eyes so I couldn’t see what colour they were?”
Bouncer: *completely serious* “Yes.”
Me: *speechless*
