Extreme Makeover: Fairytale Edition

Boyfriend: “What is the moral behind ‘the princess and the pea?'”

Me: “I don’t know. That she’s a b****? I don’t think there is a moral behind that story, like in Cinderella. The prince says she is the love of his life. Then he forgets what she looks like and has to run around the village with a glass shoe. That’s not true love.”

Boyfriend: “Maybe she had some work done by the fairy godmother.”