Extra-Blu Ray
(An older gentleman has brought back his Blu-Ray player.)
Elderly Customer: “I can’t get this to work. The red light comes on, but the remote isn’t working.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll just check it out.”
(I connect it to a handy television, and sure enough, the set-up menu comes up, but the remote won’t work.)
Elderly Customer: “I brought a disc to test it.”
(I take the recent release, an Oscar-winning disc, but check the remote first and find one battery is put in backwards.)
Me: “There’s your problem, sir. The battery was in the wrong way; it should be fine now.”
Elderly Customer: “Could you check that it works, please?”
Me: “Sure!”
(I hit eject, and out popped the tray with a “Combat Zone XXX” p*rn DVD in it.)