Extended Family Extending Your Confusion
My father is trying to get me to remember his aunt, whom I haven’t seen since I was ten. My father’s branch of the family migrated into a different country before I was born, and we only really meet up with the rest of the extended family once a year during the family reunion. And after my grandparents died, we stopped attending these get-togethers.
Father: “She’s married to [Uncle].”
Me: “I know the name, but not the face.”
Father: “The GP.”
Me: “The one with the big house?”
Father: “I don’t know if the house was big?”
Me: “Okay, the one with the exercise equipment downstairs?”
Father: “Uh, I don’t remember.”
Me: “The one with chocolates downstairs?”
Father: “That’s an even worse description! No, he was [Cousin #1]’s father.”
Me: “Who?”
Father: “[Cousin #2]’s father, as well. You went to his wedding in Greece.”
Me: “That was when I was six. I don’t remember.”
Father: “He’s [Cousin #3]’s father. You know, [Cousin #3]’s wedding was the other year.”
Me: “Wait, the twins?”
Father: *Relieved* “Yes, the twins. [Cousin #3] and [Cousin #4]. [Aunt] is their mother.”
Me: “You should have just said that from the get-go.”
Father: “How do the twins get remembered so easily and not their more successful brothers? They’re unremarkable and air-headed bimbos.”
Me: “Are you seriously asking why a ten-year-old boy found his hot twin cousins more interesting than two stuffy, nerdy men?”
Father: *Totally serious* “Yes!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?