Unfiltered Story #28109

*Both me and the friend that I’m texting are big Marvel fans. I decide to be kind of mean.*

Me: What’s Captain America’s shield made of?

Friend: ?

Me: Vibranium. What’s Hawkeye’s shield made of?

Friend: He doesn’t have one?

Me: Quicksilver.

Friend: F*** YOU B****. F*** YOU

*For those who don’t know, in Avengers: Age of Ultron, Quicksilver dives in front of Hawkeye and takes gunfire for him.*