Exploding Cat Pee: Ten Years Later
Eight-Year-Old: “Mom! Mom! There’s exploding cat pee on the carpet in my room!”
(This gets my attention. I run upstairs to witness the exploding cat pee. I hear and see a loud plop. I look up, and point to the leak in the ceiling.)
Eight-Year-Old: “Never tell anyone.”
Me: “I won’t for now, but I can’t promise forever.”
(Happy 18th birthday, Darling!)