Explanations As Clear As Water
Canada, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Ontario, Ottawa, Retail, Sarcasm | Right
| December 30, 2010
Me: “Thank you for calling [Pool Store]. How may I help?”
Caller: “How much would a new pump be for my pool?”
Me: “Have you got an in-ground or an above-ground?”
Caller: *long pause* “I don’t know.”
Me: “You don’t know?”
Caller: “No! How could I?”
Me: “All right. Go into your back yard, and run at the pool. If you fall in, it’s probably an in-ground. If you bounce off, it’s an above-ground.”
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