Explained In Hair-Raising Detail

| Related | December 24, 2015

(I get home from school late one night and fix myself a bowl of spaghetti for dinner.)

Me: *sitting down to eat*

Mom: “So, I pulled the biggest wad of hair out of the shower drain earlier today—”

Me: “Mom, seriously! I’m about to eat… spaghetti… You could not have picked a worse time to talk about this!”

Dad: “Ooh, tell her about it in detail!”

Mom: “I could show her; it’s still in the garbage in the bathroom!”

Me: “…Why are we related?”

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