Twinned With Yorba Linda

(My wife, born and raised in Miami, had been telling neighbors and new acquaintances where she is from for a couple of years. Naturally, our daughter had overheard this many times.)

Friend: “Oh, did I mention that I am going on vacation?”

Wife: “Oh? Where to?”

Friend: “Miami.”

Daughter: “No! It’s Mommy’s-ami!”