Exorcisms Not Included
(I’m a cashier at a popular toy store chain when a woman came up to the register with an opened Ouija board.)
Customer: “I’d like to return this, please.”
Me: “Is there anything, in particular, that’s wrong with it?”
Customer: “Well, no, it works. I’m returning it because it let evil spirits into my house!”
Me: *laughs*
Customer: “Why are you laughing? This game let spirits into my house, and I demand a refund!”
Me: “Uh, oh, alright then.” *I process the return*
Customer: *On the way out* “You really shouldn’t be selling satanic toys like this. What if a demon had come through and possessed one of my children?”
Me: “Yeah, you’re right. I’ll definitely pass that on to management.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?