Excuse Me Whilst I Bend Time And Reality For You

Client: “I’d like a Christmas catalog video made.”

Me: “Okay, how many products, and do they need to be shown with actors in a lifestyle setting?”

Client: “About ninety products and in a lifestyle setting, but the video needs to be less than ninety seconds.”

Me: “Okay, but that would be less than one second per product and wouldn’t give enough time to show them.”

Client: “Can’t you do it in slow motion?”