Ex-tra Credit

(My ex-boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago because he didn’t want to be as serious as I did. We’re still in contact and are talking about the possibility of remaining friends. We have always teased each other a lot.)

Ex: “Of course I think you’re a cool person. If I didn’t want to stay friends, it would be because it’s not good for you.”

Me: “Well, I think I can decide for myself if it’s hurting me or not. You have to give me some credit.”

Ex: “Why should I start now?”