Evil Onions Have Many Lairs

| Related | May 29, 2013

(I’m cutting up onions to go with dinner. After doing a good job with the first one, I’m starting to tear up pretty bad. My mum walks in.)

Mum: “It’s not the onions, is it? Go on, you can tell me.”

Me: “It is the onions! They’re saying very mean things!”

Mum: “Those mother-f******! Chop them! Chop them I say! Chop their balls off!”

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