EVERYTHING?!

I go through the drive-thru of a popular burger chain just after the dinner rush. I’ve had minor issues with popular items being unavailable here before, but nothing too bad… until now. I pull up to the speaker.

Employee: “Hi there! We unfortunately cannot sell you any food as we ran out of everything.”

Me: “Everything?!”

Employee: *Sighs* “Yes, aside from burger toppings, we are sold out of everything.”

Me: “Wouldn’t it be easier for y’all to close?”

Employee: “It sure would be.”

I ended up going to their competitor across the street. The next day, a friend mentioned going by and the same place being out of food but still being open. Apparently, their shipments never came in.