Everyone’s Favorite “Type” Of Client
Client: “I can’t concentrate when you keep tapping like that!”
Me: “I’m typing. This is the sound of typing.”
Client: “No, THIS is the sound of typing.”
He starts gingerly finger-pecking the keys.
Client: “Notice the difference?”
Me: “All right, then. This is the sound of work actually getting done.”
Client: “It’s the sound of a jerk being a… jerk, if you ask me.”
I don’t work for him anymore.
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
