Everyone’s A Wiseguy
(Our store is located in a one-level strip mall.)
Customer: “Do you carry lawnmowers?”
Customer Service Rep: “Just one second and let me find out for you…” *parks call* “Hey guys, do we carry lawnmowers?”
Salesman #1: “Yeah, they’re down in the basement.”
Salesman #2: “No, I saw them back by the overstock shelves.”
Salesman #3: “No, I moved them into the attic for storage last week.”
Salesman #4: “OOH! I know! They’re four walls down, under a big orange sign that says ‘Home Depot!'”
Customer Service Rep: *picks call back up* “No, sir, I’m sorry, but we’re an electronics store.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.