Everyone Will Be Graded Very “High”

I took several lecture courses in college, some of which were with a professor with serious health problems. During one of these courses, he was diagnosed with kidney stones, and was prescribed some very POTENT painkillers before his scheduled surgery, because kidney stones hurt like h***.

Unfortunately, they muddled his judgement, in addition to suppressing the pain. So, he proceeded to come to campus anyway, and delivered the most unintelligible lecture in the history of the English language, complete with PowerPoint slides.

Thankfully, once the stones were gone, his lectures returned to their normal, pre-opioid state.

And yes, I passed. (Pun intended.)