Everyone Should Speak Vodka
(We’ve been out of a product all day, and I inform my coworker over the headset that I have just finished making some more.)
Coworker: “You said we’ve got cold brew again?”
Me: “Si.”
Coworker: “I don’t speak Taco.”
Me: “Oui.”
Coworker: “I don’t speak Croissant.”
Me: “Da.”
Coworker: “I don’t speak Vodka.”
Me: “Get out.”
Question of the Week
Who is the worst person you’ve ever worked with?
