Everybody’s Confused About Raymon… D?
(My husband and I are visiting our very good friends and messing with each other. My friend has been complaining that her husband has been annoying her all day. I am sitting near her husband with their baby in between us. My friend is speaking about a familial situation and mentions a name.)
Friend: “Ray-mon.”
Me: “Raymon?”
Friend: “Raymon.”
Me: *so confused* “Raymond or Raymon?”
Friend: “Yes.”
Me: “…” *looks at her husband*
Friend’s Husband: *spells it* “R-A-Y-M-O-N-D.”
Me: “Oh, Raymond! You keep saying Raymon!”
Friend: “Yeah, Raymon!”
(I just stare at her at his point, confused beyond belief, and she and her husband begin to bicker about it.)
Me: “Look, you keep saying Raymon, not Raymond! You are leaving off the D!”
Friend’s Husband: “Yeah, she’s saving it for later!”
(Everything dissolved. I took the baby out of the way as my friend screeched at me to flee and proceeded to launch herself at her husband while he and I hysterically laughed.)
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