Everybody Collects Them

Middle School, New York, Pokemon, Rude & Risque, USA, Wordplay | Friendly | February 25, 2016

(My friend and I are very close and while I am super nerdy, she is very preppy and girly. We don’t usually share personal information; however, sometimes there is an exception…)

Friend: *whispering* “Do you… you know…. watch the thing that starts with PO and ends in N?”

Me: “DUH! I actively talk and obsess over it and I have seen more episodes than anyone I know! Don’t you know that I’ve watched it for a few years now?”

Friend: “EW! YOU WATCH P*RN? YOU ARE SO GROSS! AND YOU’VE WATCHED IT FOR A FEW YEARS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

Me: “…I thought you were talking about Pokémon.”

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