Every Time You Get Your Grammar Wrong A Kitten Dies

| Romantic | February 1, 2016

(I head out to drop off our child and swing by the store for fresh fish for dinner while my husband stays behind to roast some vegetables and bring in our cats for the night. I return home, my quest for fish unsuccessful.)

Husband: “So what are we going to do for protein? I didn’t get more kitties.”

(Long horrified pause.)

Me: “Punctuation!”

Husband: “So, what are we going to do for protein. Period. Paragraph marker. I didn’t get more kitties. Period.”

Me: “Much better.”

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