Every Time I Think Of You I Wipe Myself

| Romantic | October 4, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. We are discussing things to do during our upcoming weekend together.)

Me: “Do you plan on going running or jogging with me this weekend? Or would you rather just take it easy?”

Boyfriend: “I want to spend each and every non-toilet second with you.”

Me: “That’s so… sweet.”

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