Every Sentence That Starts “Pimp My” Is A Bad One
Our family operates a bakery, but my husband also repairs iPhones, etc., on the side.
A big SUV pulls up in front of the shop and out gets this not-so-petite girl with all kinds of rhinestones, shocking pink and leopard print, skin-tight leggings instead of pants, the whole nine yards. She trots into the store.
Customer: “Someone tol’ me that some man here does cell phones.”
Me: “Yes, my husband repairs broken glass and stuff like that, depending on the type of phone.”
Customer: “Do you have any pictures of his work?”
Me: “Not really, since it’s just a matter of changing the glass or the case.”
Customer: “No, no, I want him to fix my phone but I want to see his work.”
Me: “There are no photos to show. He just changes the glass or the case and it’s done; nothing worth taking pictures of.”
Customer: “No, I want him to pimp my phone. You know… with rhinestones and bling and s*** like that.”
Me: “Sorry, he doesn’t pimp phones with diamonds like that; he just fixes broken glass.”
Customer: “D***, I want to pimp my phone.”
Me: “Sorry, no pimping here!”
You don’t want a fifty-year-old white man pimping your phone!
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