Every Bird And Bee’s Worst Nightmare
(I’m serving a woman in an aisle when her daughter, about 3 or 4 years old, shows up behind me. She’s been hiding in the next aisle over and I’ve thus far been unaware of her presence.)
Me: “Oh! Hi, sweetie! Where did you come from?”
(She pauses and looks at me like I’m stupid.)
Girl: “Mummy’s vagina?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.