Ever Wary Of February

| USA | Related | May 14, 2012

(My mom is talking to one of her old friends. I’m hanging around nearby, not paying much attention. It should be noted that my birthday is in February.)

Friend: “Wow, I haven’t seen you or your daughter in years! How old is she?”

Mom: “She’ll be 15 in May.”

(I freeze and stare at her. Her friend sees my reaction and pauses. Mom blinks.)

Mom: “Wait…”

Me:Mom…

Mom: “That’s not right, is it?”

Me:Mom!

Mom: “No, no, I know this…it’s in April, right?”

(I am speechless.)

Mom: Well, how am I supposed to know!?

Me:You were there!

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