Even In The Year 5775, You’ll Still Be A Jerk

, , , , | Right | December 18, 2017

(I am working at a cash register at a grocery store. I am almost finished with a customer.)

Customer #1:  “Have a good day!”

Me: “You too, ma’am, and a Happy New Year!”

(The next customer comes up.)

Customer #2: “You know, you were very rude just now!”

Me: “I’m sorry you think that, sir; what did I say that was rude?”

Customer #2: “Some of us are Jewish, and it’s not the new year for us!”

Me: “Sir, I am Jewish as well, but I don’t write that the year is 5775 on documents.”

(I finished with his items, and the customer walked away, grumbling.)

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