Even Managers Have A Stupid Quota

| | Right | October 8, 2008

(A young, angry-looking woman is standing at the pharmacy counter with a small pile of white sticks.)

Me: “How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, these pregnancy tests are all faulty. I want a refund.”

Me: “Okay. So, what happened? Were they broken or missing pieces?”

Customer: “No, they keep saying positive. I’m not pregnant.”

Me: “Um… okay. So, if you’re not pregnant, then why get the tests?”

Customer: “Get your manager!”

Me: *gets manager*

Manager: “What’s the problem?”

(I wander off at this point, called into the vitamins section. When I come back, security is taking the woman out of the store.)

Me: “What the…?”

Manager: “Twit. She just wanted her money back. I hope she has twins that cause a LOT of pain and are ugly. REAL ugly… and poop a lot!”


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  • CyNical CyNthia

    I hope the Manager is sliced open quite a number of times, and thrown into a pit of angry hornets while injected with stonefish venom.

    Also, this story belongs on NAW. How f***ing dare you belittle somebody who is undergoing huge mental stress, or may even be contemplating suicide?

    • Samantha Phastine

      She’s not undergoing huge mental stress (and where did you get ‘contemplating suicide’ from?)

      She’s pregnant and an idiot because she refuses to believe it. One test giving a false positive is a fluke. ALL of the tests giving a positive? That’s pregnancy, and refusing to accept that and instead coming to cause trouble for the retail employees who just SOLD the tests is stupid.

      I’m with the manager — I hope her baby poops a lot and takes forever to potty train.

      • TippyToe Zombie

        I agree with you for the most part but I do think it’s wrong for him to wish ill on the babies because their mother is being cruel.