Even Dogs Have A Hamburglar

| Related | July 17, 2013

(I’ve just given my dog my plate of barely touched fast food, after discovering I’m not feeling well enough to eat it. Right as my dog begins digging in, my older brother peeks into my room.)

Brother: “You’re not eating your chicken nuggets?”

Me: “No, I’m not feeling well.”

Brother: “Then can I have them?”

(I pointedly look at the dog before replying.)

Me: “Well, the dog is kinda already eating them, so…”

Brother: “I don’t care!”

(My brother then proceeds to steal almost every single chicken nugget from the dog’s plate, excluding the one he’s already eating. I think that might actually be the only time a human has ever stolen from a dog’s plate!)

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