Even Cookies Have Orientations Now

, , | | Right | June 5, 2018

(A customer comes into the store, looking for a cookie jar. I show him the nearest cookie jar, which has rainbow stripes on it.)

Customer: “I can’t have that! That has a rainbow on it. The gays perverted the rainbow. They’ve made it all about sex!”

Me: “I’m pretty sure that the rainbow is still on Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow. I’m sure if it was perverted, they wouldn’t be using it.”

Customer: “Can I see a different color cookie jar?”

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