Even Cookies Have Orientations Now

(A customer comes into the store, looking for a cookie jar. I show him the nearest cookie jar, which has rainbow stripes on it.)

Customer: “I can’t have that! That has a rainbow on it. The gays perverted the rainbow. They’ve made it all about sex!”

Me: “I’m pretty sure that the rainbow is still on Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow. I’m sure if it was perverted, they wouldn’t be using it.”

Customer: “Can I see a different color cookie jar?”