Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota, Part 2
Customer: “Do you serve crab cakes?”
Boss: “This is a hot dog stand.”
Customer: “So do you sell crab cakes?”
Boss: “We sell hot dogs, chips, and soda.”
Customer: “So do you have crab cakes?”
Boss: “No, we sell hot dogs, chips, and soda. Not crab cakes. Try a different stand.”
Customer: “How can you not have crab cakes! This is Tall Ships! Everyone has crab cakes!”
Boss: “Well, not us. Now there is an awfully long line behind you so can you please move along?”
Me: “Can I help the next person?”
Customer: “HEY I AM THE CURRENT CUSTOMER! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU DON’T HAVE CRAB CAKES!”
Me: “Look around you, sir. There are seven people behind you, behind me, there are people making hot dogs, sausage, and peppers. Behind you, there is a crab cake stand. If you aren’t going to buy something other than hot dogs, please take your business somewhere else.”
Customer: “I’M GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO MANNERS!” *storms off*
Boss: “I don’t know what the hell was wrong with him, but if he talks to you like that again, I’m going to kick his a**.”
Me: *happy I have an awesome boss* “Thanks.”
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