Europe Has A Lot Of Flavors Of The Month
Two guys come into the store to buy some cigarettes. The one buying has a British accent.
Me: “Can I see some ID, please?”
Customer: “Yup!”
He pulls out what I assume to be a British driver’s license. His friend (who sounds local) immediately looks shocked and says in a laughably loud whisper:
Customer’s Friend: “Not that one, dude! They f***ed up your fake!”
Customer: “I’m twenty-four! My ID shows that!”
Customer’s Friend: “It’s f***ed! It’s saying you’re born on the twenty-eighth month!”
Customer: “It’s okay. In Europe, we switch the month and day from how you guys do it here in the US.”
Customer’s Friend: “Oh, wow, so they have twenty-eight months in Europe?”
Customer: “No…”
Both their IDs looked fine, so I sold them the cigarettes…
