Estúpido And Estúpider
Customer: “Can I have a turkey sandwich with cheddar?”
Waiter: “You want fries with that?”
Customer: “Yeah. Wait, no. Can I get a salad?”
Waiter: “Sorry, all out of salad. You want soup?”
Customer: “Yeah. No, I’ll have the fries.”
(The waiter calls the order in to the kitchen.)
Waiter: “…and just so you know, he’s… uh…”
(The waiter pauses, realizing the customer is less than twenty feet away and can hear him.)
Waiter: “…a little estúpido.”
Cook: *to the waiter* “Hey, dumb-**s, how do you say ‘cognate’ in Spanish?”