Español Is Finito!
(I’m a high school Spanish teacher.)
Student: “Finito!”
Me: “’Finito’ es italiano; no es español.”
Student: “Oy, vey!”
Me: “That’s Yiddish.”
Student: “¡Ay, dios mío! Are you happy now?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?