Errat Fehler

(Our school just got some German exchange students. One of them is in our French class and it’s his first day.)

French Teacher: “Now everyone needs to be nice to him. He’s not in his own country speaking his first language.”

Me: “You think he speaks more French than me?”

French Teacher: “Everyone speaks more French than you do…”

German Guy: “Actually I don’t speak any French at all.”

(Turned out they put him in the wrong class. He was taking Latin!)