Equal Measures Of Stupidity

, , | Working | November 20, 2013

(After attending a morning tea session, I decide to buy some of the tea we had been served, which is sold by the quarter pound.)

Me: “Good morning, I’d like 4 oz of the English Breakfast mix.”

Employee: “Oooooooh…”

Me: “Is there a problem?”

Employee: “I’m so sorry, sir. We only sell them by the quarter pound.”

Me: “Yes, that’s… that’s what 4 oz is.”

Employee: “Well, I’m sorry; we just can’t do it. We sell by the quarter pound.”

Me: “Yes, 4 oz is a quarter pound. I’d like a quarter pound of English Breakfast.”

Employee: “Why didn’t you say so?!”


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