Epi-c Fail

I was on a first aid course with work colleagues.

Teacher: “So, if someone was in anaphylactic shock from eating a peanut and you had an EpiPen, what would you do?”

Colleague: “I’d snap the syringe in half and pour it all into the person’s mouth!”

All of us are staring at them in horror, but then the trainer breaks the silence.

Teacher: “And this is exactly what we mean when we say training saves lives, folks!”