19 Reasons To Dump You

(My boyfriend, his friend, and I are all in our mid-twenties. We also all have a weird sense of humor.)

Boyfriend: “So, [Friend] said this girl in his class is interested in him, but she’s 19.”

Me: “So, what did you tell him?”

Boyfriend: “Well, I said it was a bad idea, and that he should just tell her it wouldn’t work out…”

Me: “Good.”

Boyfriend: “…but that he has a really awesome friend, and then give her my number.”

Me: “You were so close!”

Boyfriend: “Come on, it’s not like I would call her afterwards!”