Entitlement Comes Before The Custom
(I put a sign in my building saying I’m renting my parking spot monthly for the winter. A few days later, another tenant calls me.)
Tenant: “I saw your sign, and I’m wondering if I could pay every week instead of every month?”
Me: “I’d really prefer monthly checks to make it easier for everyone.”
Tenant: “I don’t know how checks work. Can’t I just meet you every week to give you money? See, it’s quite expensive, and I can’t afford it one month at a time, so I need to pay you every week. Also, could you lower the price because I’m on a low income?”
Me: “Sorry. As I said, I’d like the full amount to be paid monthly by check; it’s much more simple for me.”
Tenant: *getting flustered* “But I can’t use checks, and it’s too expensive, and I can only pay one week at a time. You’re not at all accommodating to your customers!”
Me: “Lady, I’m not a business; I’m just renting my parking spot. I don’t owe you anything. I hope you find another place to park. Goodbye.”