Enquiring Children Enquiring About Children
(I am carrying on quite a conversation with a four-year-old girl while I check her mother out at my store. I am 19.)
Mom: “Stop asking so many questions; you’re bothering the lady!”
Me: “No! It’s okay; I’m happy to answer. I think it’s great that she’s so curious!”
Mom: “You must have kids.”
Me: “Oh no, not yet.”
Little Girl: “You don’t have kids?!” *whimpers, sounding heartbroken* “Why? You don’t like kids?”
Me: “No, no, I love kids! I’m just really young, and I’m not ready to have kids yet.”
Little Girl: “Well… when will you be ready?”
Me: “When I have more time and money. I want to make sure I can take good care of my kids, and right now I can barely take good care of myself!”
Little Girl: “Well, that makes sense. Okay then!”
(The little girl then gives me a nod approval.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?