Enough With The Pillow Talk

| Romantic | November 11, 2013

(My husband and I are laying in the bed after he’s come home from work. Suddenly, he grabs his pillow and smacks me with it.)

Me: “What was that for?”

Husband: “That’s me telling you I want to do it.”

(He gives me his idea of a roguish grin and exaggerated eyebrow wiggle.)

Me: “Wait, so your idea of telling me you’re in the mood is to hit me with a pillow?”

Husband: “Hey, a couple thousand years ago, that’d be considered light flirting!”

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