Enough To Make Your Bloodflow Boil

| Romantic | May 9, 2017

Girlfriend: “God, I started my period and I left my tampons in the car.” *it is raining*

Me: *reaching into a drawer* “Here.”

Girlfriend: “Why do you have tampons?”

Me: “My last girlfriend was really forgetful, so I made a note to keep some around.”

Girlfriend: “That… is really creepy.”

Me: “She seemed to appreciate it.”

Girlfriend: “Well, I don’t. It’s pervy!”

(She then took the tampons out and binned them, then spent the rest of the day complaining about how she couldn’t go to her car because it was raining. A month later…)

Girlfriend: “Oh, my God! Why don’t you ever have tampons? You’re my boyfriend, aren’t you? Is this how you show you care?! Typical man. Jerk!”

Me: “Really?”

(Think I might go back to men…)

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