Enough To Make Your Blood Boil
(I swat a mosquito and brush the body off my shirt, then notice:)
Me: “Dagnabbit, mosquito! You got a bloodstain on my shirt!”
Mom: “And I’m sure he put it there deliberately, right?”
Me: “Well, in his dying throes, he decided to spite my wardrobe.”
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