Enough To Make Your Blood Boil

(I swat a mosquito and brush the body off my shirt, then notice:)

Me: “Dagnabbit, mosquito! You got a bloodstain on my shirt!”

Mom: “And I’m sure he put it there deliberately, right?”

Me: “Well, in his dying throes, he decided to spite my wardrobe.”

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