Enough To Make You Hee-Haw

(For Easter, my mom got my sisters and me each two cute little stuffed animals, one of mine being a donkey. My sister related this story to me that takes place when she and my mom were picking mine out.)

Mom: “Oh, and I know we definitely need to get [My Name] the donkey for sure!”

Sister: “Why the donkey?”

Mom: “Don’t you know why?”

Sister: “…Because she’s an a**?”

Mom: “What? No! Because she loves Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh!”

Sister: “Oh. Oh!”

(My sister was relieved to know that my mom didn’t actually think I was an a**.)