Enough To Make You Cast A Sheep’s Eye

(I am getting some eggs when I overhear a customer talking to one of the associates.)

Customer: “Do you know what I just found out? This feta cheese, here, isn’t made with goat or sheep milk; it’s made with cow’s milk.”

Associate: “Yes, that’s true.”

Customer: “Well, I thought that feta was always made with goat or sheep milk. I was buying it because I thought it was dairy-free!“

(I had to walk away at that point, biting my tongue.)