Enough To Make You See Red
(I’m a customer in this. I hear two people yelling across the store as I shop.)
Customer #1: “Hey! [Customer #2]!”
Customer #2: “Can’t you see I’m busy?!”
Customer #1: “Oh, sorry! So, what color did you want: blue, yellow, green, or black?!”
Customer #2: “Hmm… Give me red!”