Ends With Benefits
(I am working as a photographer at a wedding. This happens during the Random Guest Shots portion of the evening. Note that I have a somewhat unusual accent.)
Me: “Hi, can I get some shots of you guys?”
Slightly drunk female guest: “Sure! I looove your accent!”
Me: “Thanks!”
Slightly drunk female guest: “Hey, where is your accent from?”
Me: “Uh, my mom.”
Slightly drunk female guest: “Cool! I got my big ass from my mom!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.