Ending The Flirtationship

| Mississauga, ON, Canada | Working | April 24, 2014

(My coworker is a middle aged woman and I am a man in my 20s engaged to a woman who is also in her 20s. I work with my fiancée, and our coworker frequently hits on both of us in really creepy ways, but clearly as a joke. We hate this, though, and think she’s harassing us. I and my fiancée are currently on break, but on opposite ends of the store.)

Coworker: “Hey, honey baby, sugar! How’s it going, my baby?”

Me: *ignoring her over the top odd flirt* “Pretty good. How about yourself?”

Coworker: “Good, now that I’m working with you and your sexy woman!”

(She proceeds to slap my butt and squeeze it. My fiancée sees this and approaches.)

Fiancée: “Hey, [Coworker], how are you?” *also ignoring the blatant groping*

Coworker: “You know. Good, my sexy muffin!”

Fiancée: “That’s good. Hey, [My Name], you have something on your tongue. Let me help you get it off.”

(My fiancée pulls me aside and dips me, kissing me all over and squeezing my butt, while our coworker looks on, astonished and grossed out by my fiancée’s forwardness. After about 10 seconds she pulls me back up again.)

Fiancée: “There, baby. It’s gone. [Coworker], where were we with our conversation?”

Coworker: “Oh, uh, don’t, uh, worry about it. I’ll leave you two alone.”

(Before my coworker can leave, my fiancée walks up to her and slaps her butt, winking.)

Fiancée: “See you back on the floor, baby, [Coworker].”

Coworker: “Yeah, uh… bye… uh…” *slowly walks away, bug eyed*

(My fiancée and I high-five. Our coworker has never done her supposed jokes since!)

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