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Ended In A Happy Meal

| Romantic | September 11, 2014

(Friend #1 has recently introduced me to some new people, one of whom – Friend #2 – has made it rather obvious that he is attracted to me. I’m not really interested, but he’s a nice guy and I don’t want to be mean. We’re hanging out, drinking and having a good time, when all of a sudden Friend #2 turns to me.)

Friend #2: “[My Name], we’ve been hanging out for a while now, and there’s just something I really need to say to you.”

(Friend #1 and I almost cringe, expecting whatever he says to kill the mood and make the rest of the night awkward.)

Me: “O-okay… what is it?”

Friend #2: “Your a** is so fine I could eat a hamburger off of it.”

(Friend #1 and I immediately fall over laughing, and all further interactions with Friend #2 were a lot less awkward!)

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