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End This Relationship By Breakfast

| Romantic | July 23, 2016

(My significant other and I just went to bed for the night and are both pretty tired. After we climb in and get comfortable he leans over, wraps his arms around me, kisses my cheek, and says “good night, hun. Love you.” Somehow in my half asleep brain “love you” got translated to “what do you want for breakfast in the morning?” So I nonchalantly responded:)

Me: “I don’t care.”

Him: *in shock* “WHAT!?!”

(What he really said finally hit me; my eyes pop open and I bolt up right, wrapping my arms around him, and smothering him in kisses.)

Me: “Oh, my god, hun! I’m so sorry. I thought you were asking me what I wanted for breakfast tomorrow; I mean to say I love you, too! ‘Cause I do! I really, really love you!”

(In mock anger and hurt he rolled over with his back to me and said “I don’t care!” After that it took us another 15 minutes to finally get to sleep because the both of us kept giggling and saying “I don’t care” to each other in a mock childish tone.)

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