Empirical About The Physical

| Related | August 18, 2013

(I come out as a lesbian to my entire family. Everyone takes it well except for my brother, who claims I need to have a ‘physical relationship’ with another girl before I can ‘officially’ be gay. Sometime later, I go up to him.)

Me: “Well, you can stop pestering me now.”

Brother: “What do you mean?”

Me: “I just got ‘physical’ with my girlfriend. I can now say I’m gay in front of you.”

Brother: “No, you can’t.”

Me: “Why not?”

Brother: “Because you need to have a physical relationship with a boy, too.”

Me: “But you’ve never had sex with a guy. How do you know you’re straight?”

Brother: “…that’s different.”

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